i-kandi THE Irish Swingers Club..
"IRISH SWINGERS CLUBS"
Foggy mists, and pure and utter.... "Blarney".. aka
Irish for: (bull****)
I-KANDI "The ONLY "Swingers Party, Night Club Venue" on the island of Ireland, with an actual, VISIBLE "Fully Advertised Swingers Party PREMISES and VENUE", that you can actually FIND, VISIT, and JOIN for REAL !!
THERE IS NO OTHER in the Country folks!!!! FACT
WARNING! Don't be conned!
As of JANUARY 2014, ALL websites listed under; "Irish Swingers Clubs" in Google are in fact just; "ADULT CONTACT SITES" with a virtual on-line presence ONLY!
THEY ARE NOT - "ACTUAL SWINGERS CLUBS", with a fully advertised, permanent, registered business premises and venue, you can actually SEE, FIND, and VISIT!
So, if you want to wank to FAKE profiles generated by webmasters, and web cams of their employees, or engage in endless chat with single men, pretending to be swinging couples!, then these sites are ideal. However, they are NOT "Irish swingers clubs" and you will be hard pressed to find, chat to, or meet in person, a single, genuine, swinging couple, in any case.
GO AHEAD! - MAKE OUR DAY! - CHECK UM ALL OUT FOR YOURSELF, FIRST, BEFORE YOU VISIT THE REAL THING - BUT......
WARNING!! - WATCH OUT for the following, on other so-called
"Irish swingers club" sites"!!!
" Night Club Takeover",
DEFINITION- Dreamer, (usually single gent) with some local GAA/ Rugby, club hop, concessions to off-load!!
DEFINITION - "Some eejits bedsit, usually a single gent!"
DEFINITION - "Actually NO Party! Any chance of a shag? single gent!"
DEFINITION - "Board unattractive travelling salesman, seeks other, interested?"
"An executive suite In a top Dublin Hotel / luxury penthouse etc"
DEFINITION - "See, "On Tour", above, but I'm not staying in a B&B honest!!"
"The limited time - free membership - offer"
Ah yes, for a limited time they are offering YOU a free membership... right.
NO - REAL - SWINGERS CLUB is going to give a single guy, free membership!
READ AS - We are hoping to scam some of your personal information for future sales initiatives. Noting is really for free, you get exactly, what you pay for, so why waste your time browsing crap FAKE profiles?
"Meet & Greet",
DEFINITION - "Noting actually planned", "I'm only going / doing this, to please my partner, I'm not really comfortable with this idea of swinging at all. Avoid them, ...trust us.
They offer: free "Advice on attending a swingers club / swinging etc"
How can the offer YOU "advice"? They- Don't - Even - Operate - A - Swingers - Club..!! Besides, I'ts not exactly the 3rd secret of Fatima! is it?. The're simply taking you for a fool!. Forget their daft articles! just ask us HERE!
"loads of unnecessary, hard core porn images on their home page", A desperate attempt to make their website look sexy, interesting, and somewhat relevant! At i-kandi we do not, NEED to use porn, in such a way. We believe our own REAL Swingers Club is sexy enough without it!!
"Lack of DETAIL about their parties! - Its ALWAYS a "BIG SECRET"
Everything is "underground" and "covert" for privacy and discretion, bla bla bla!!, because the real truth is - there is no party, or Club, and NEVER was! Welcome to the scam!
GO AHEAD!! "google" their so-called address (if you can find one) - You WONT find a swingers Club clearly and openly advertised like ours! an empty office perhaps?
ALSO, WATCH OUT FOR;-
NO full club address, NO Tel Number, No Exact location of party given on-line, and other dodgy phoney stuff.... (always a lack of detail folks!)
Are we learning yet ???
"They are mocking YOUR Intelligence folks..."
SAVE YOUR MONEY!!! i-kandi - is - Ireland's ONLY Swingers Club Venue
i-kandi is different, Sure, our name may have changed over the years, but little else has... We still throw the wildest swingers parties in Ireland at our real, permanent, Swingers Club venue in Limerick. We've been "up-front" and "out there".. since 2009. We don't do; Irish Voodoo! hidden secrets, foggy mists, rumours, or plain old fashioned lies! We're - clearly advertised, including the location of our Club AND the location of our Swingers Parties, creating trust with our customers on-line, and trust with our brand. We endeavour to explain everything to you on enrolment too! We're always available on the phone to answer any questions you may have. Of course, your personal privacy and discration is totally assured too! Why not experience our famous easy going, zero pressure, spa like athmosphere for yourself! So if you are looking for the best Irish Swingers Parties on the web, indeed the ONLY! look no further than i-kandi. We are FOR REAL, based in Limerick, Ireland and we've been open for business since 2009! Deal with it....
Did you know we also cater for Hen Parties and other private parties too?
Swingers Club Admission Policy
i-kandi | swingers club - is strictly a Members Only Club.
FREE MEMBERSHIP is available to ALL - M+F Couples, and Single Ladies,
There is a membership fee payable for Single Gents (limited availability)
An express FREE joining process is available for visiting international / foreign guests. (couples and singles)
Needless to say, our swingers club has a VERY STRICT - MEMBERS ONLY door policy! HOWEVER, joining is EASY, for the RIGHT PEOPLE....!
Swingers Club Opening Hours
At present our Swingers Club runs a party ("gig") EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT, at MIDNIGHT. See the "Swingers Party BOOK" page for more information and a full listing of all our events and adult swingers parties.
If you are a M+F couple, it's as simple as BOOK and GO!
Coming soon to our website will be our Business Partner Page where you will be able to find other;- International Swingers Clubs, Swingers Parties, Sex Clubs, dogging locations, Swinger Contacts, and make contact with other swinging couples in the Limerick, Cork, Dublin, indeed from all over Ireland at our REAL Swingers Club in Limerick city, Ireland! Established in 2009 we are Ireland's only, fully advertised, swingers party venue. Meet REAL swinging couples every week at Ireland's FIRST and ONLY Swingers Club, i-kandi Limerick!